i just pooped that is all!

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Women's rights.

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Potato!

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Lewis

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

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