What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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