What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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My love life

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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