How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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hard cheese

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

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