- Anti Joke

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.