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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

womens rights

hi penis ham telephone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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