everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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