- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

VAL SUCKS

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

knock knock There's no door

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??