What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Sarah Palin

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Weed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

hard cheese

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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