- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

this is not an anti joke

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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