- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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