One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Anthony sucks

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

OIO

I like colin but not as much as apple

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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