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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Women's Rights.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Smelly Indians.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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