- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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