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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Your mom is not fat!

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

richard is fag

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Alex Gedrose.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

a black man did not eat chicken.

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