Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Good afternoon.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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