- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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