A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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