- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

robin, get in the car.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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