What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

This is a joke.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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