- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

cats are pussies

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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