A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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oh hai

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Me Neither.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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