A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Your grandma's cookies.

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9/11

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Dislike this.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Loperson

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Anti Joke

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