- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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