- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

"...."-Hellen Keller

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