- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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