Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

ecks! why zee?

Womens rights

Obama.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A baby seal walks into a club.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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