- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

You know what's catchy? A cold

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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