cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

69

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's 1+1? 69.

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