Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Ken wins!

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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