Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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