Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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