- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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