Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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The Game.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Women's rights.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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I am quite mature.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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