How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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