Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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;iub

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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oh hai

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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mark is life

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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