- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

i love to lick...

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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