What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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