Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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