What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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