- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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I think everybody should have a penis.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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