What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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