- Anti Joke

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

I have a gay camel

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her