Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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MySpace.

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Women's rights

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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