Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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A Serbian Film

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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2 Penises

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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