What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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