What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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