- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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