- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Latvia isn't a joke

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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