- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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