- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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