- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Stop procrastinating.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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