- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Whats white? A fridge

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

This statement is false.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

... i forgot the joke :p

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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