What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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your mother

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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more like nig!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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