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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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