Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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