- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Who's on first? Garvey.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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