- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

I just drank a cola.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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