Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

i just pooped that is all!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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