How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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3 like an eel

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Anti Joke

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