Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Caca.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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