Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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