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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Anti Joke

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MOAR??

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

This statement is false.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.