Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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