- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Turkeys are obese

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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