Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

hard cheese

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

This is a joke.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Once upon a time, The end.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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