Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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WHAT????

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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THE GAME

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