Women's Rights

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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