- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Your mom is not fat!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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