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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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