I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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People...

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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