What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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