You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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