- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Whats two plus two? Miles

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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